Schmoopsie [adj.]:

1. The feeling that you would like to be eaten for lunch, enjoyed as an midnight snack or otherwise devoured, consumed and gobbled up.

2. Of or pertaining to the Jesus-like offering of oneself up for sacrifice, usually in a pointless manner. Example: Always giving Bret my pudding at school lunch because I felt guilty about his poor parents was a really schmoopsie thing to do.

Derivation: From the cartoon character the "shmoo" who tries to get people to eat him, or something like that.